We make ads that don’t suck.

Let’s be real, most ads are fucking horrible.
The kind your thumb flicks past before your brain even registers them.

We don’t make those. We make ads that scale. Ads that stop the brain rot, sell your products to strangers, and absolutely print cash.

Built from frustration

Back at my previous in-house role, every agency torched us.

Timelines dragged, ideas sagged, and the creators were rubbish.

Nobody seemed to get how to make content that sells. They pushed tired trends and locked clients into endless contracts.

It felt like staring at a banana taped to a gallery wall and thinking, “I could’ve done that.”

So I said, fuck it. I’ll build the agency I wish existed:

Performance and creative in one place.
Deadlines hit, every time.
Leave whenever you like, no handcuffs.
A playground for performance marketers.

A banana is affixed to a wall with silver duct tape, glowing with a warm orange light against a dark background, creating a surreal and artistic effect.

Bangers only

Meets tight deadlines

Pricing plans for what you need

Your old agency

A blackened banana duct-taped to a dark background. The visual is stark and contrasts the textured tape with the banana's aged surface, evoking a conceptual art vibe.

Same old crap

Extends every deadline

Locks you into months-long contracts

An agency that makes ads so good, strangers turn into loyal customers.

Not our first rodeo

We make performance creative that doesn’t feel like performance creative based on 10,000 points of data.

I’ve personally spent over a decade making ads with big names like Google and Sony, where I was the world’s youngest brand ambassador at 17.

TV spots. Global campaigns. Brand films that cost more than a house—yes even in Sydney.

Then I got bored of the 6–9 month timelines and moved into the fast lane; startups, scale-ups, brands that care more about ROAS than Cannes Lions. And honestly? That’s where the real fun was.

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What we do

We make performance creative that doesn’t feel like performance creative based on 10,000 points of data.

We’re here to print you money. Fresh ad drops every month, built to convert, test, and scale.

Most agencies copy. We create. We even stopped taking new clients for 6 months just to focus on doing better work.

We know your customers better than they know themselves. We’re deep in their comments, threads, and reviews so the content hits every time.

Who we do it for

We work with brands that want to move fast, look good, and sell hard.

Our clients give a damn about brand and bottom line.  If that’s you, we’ll get on just fine.

You’ll be in good company: Google, Shark, Sony, Audi, Eucalyptus, Koh, Vital+, Linktree… and a few others we’re sworn to secrecy on.

Logos of brands displayed on a dark background: Audi, Airtree, Google, Sony, Shark, Adidas, Lyka, Pilot, and Spriggy, in varying font styles.

Graph with total sales of $1,425,833.01 and a rising line trend. Weekly new customers at 127+. Cost per acquisition is $18.12, decreased by 4.11%. Ad spend at 75%.

Why us?

Because we don’t just make pretty ads. We make ads that scale.

No fluff. No faffing. No six-week brainstorms. You get:

Hooks that freeze the scroll
Scripts that flip buying switches
Creators who don’t scream “cheap”
Ads that sell, not win awards

A creative system that only delivers bangers. Every. Single. Month.

No magic. Well, kinda.

The proof

18x

Return on ad spend for an account spending $200k a month

64%

Boost to Spriggy’s creative production speed

Halved

An account’s cost per acquisition in just 2 weeks

The bottom line

We’re not like other agencies.
We’d rather invest in talent than sales teams.
We’ve been in your shoes.
We get turned on by data.
We know what works.
And we’re fucking incredible at it.

Call us

Or keep rolling the dice with agencies that “get back to you next week.” I mean, Zuck would honestly prefer that. Either way, we’ll be over here making ads that scale your favourite brands.

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