Death, taxes, rising CPMs.
You can't fix the auction. You can out-create it. 50+ done-for-you ads a month for scaling DTC brands, first drafts in 48 hours.
Your media buyer keeps the keys. You own everything, forever.
Lies, damned lies,
and case studies.
Every agency has a deck of miracles. Here's what we can actually point at.
Lights, camera, transaction.
Scripted, cast, shot and edited to sell, not to win awards. Every one ran in a real account on real money.
Research, rinse,
repeat.
Your account, your competitors and your buyers go in. Ads come out. Winners brief the next round.
Measure twice. Shoot once.
Every brief is built on research, not guesswork. We go through your entire ad account, tear down every ad frame by frame, track your competitors live, and mine the internet for what buyers actually say.
We read every ad you’ve ever run.
We plug into your whole ad account and break every ad down frame by frame. Not a transcript. A full teardown of the hook, pacing, on-screen text and the exact second attention drops. That is what briefs the next round.
Beyond transcription. Anyone can pull the words. We read the visuals, the pacing and the psychology behind why a hook lands, not just what it said.
Keep your competitors closer.
Every ad your rivals launch, pulled and torn down the day it goes live, so you always brief against what is working right now.
The customer is always writing.
Reddit, Quora, Trustpilot and your own reviews, read at scale. We don’t invent angles. We find them.
Fast, cheap, good.
Pick three.
The old rule says pick two. Line by line: us, your own desk, or a typical retainer.
Reviews With the Names Attached.
Founders and marketers we ship for, on the record.
4.7
CPMs went up while you read this.
Tell us where you’re at. If you’re a fit, you pick a time on the spot. If not, we point you to the free teardown and say so. Thirty seconds, no pitch.
- Briefed off $500M in verified DTC purchase data
- First drafts in your hands in 48 hours
- A plan you keep, whether or not we work together
The Questions
We Actually Get
Book a strategy call. We map your first month of angles live off your research, then get to work. First drafts land within 48 hours, and your first batch is ready to launch inside the fortnight.
50+ proven ads a month: creator videos, hook variations rinsed off the raw footage, and AI statics from the same shoots, free while that pipeline is in beta. All of it briefed from deep customer and competitor research, with full paid usage and whitelisting rights on every asset.
No. We are a creative team, not a media buyer. Your buyer launches and manages spend. We keep the pipeline full and use what wins to sharpen next month’s briefs.
Yes. Full paid usage and whitelisting on every deliverable, both the edited cut and the raw files, in perpetuity. That is what lets us rinse hooks off the raws and hand your buyers a library they can run.
Diversity beats repetition. Every concept gets its own dedicated creator, so a new face and a new avatar each time, more angles and more chances to find the one that pops. A handful of creators making many videos each fatigues far faster and gives you less to test. We also keep an approved bench of vetted creators, so if one drops out your timeline never moves.
Every brief is specific, every video passes a review gate before it reaches you, and we build a preferred-creator roster over the first months so we re-hire the ones who deliver. AI statics are human-checked at full size before they ship.
Three months minimum, because compounding is the whole point. The first month builds the strategy foundation, and each month after gets sharper as winners feed back in.
Anyone can hire creators. Almost nobody keeps score afterwards. We brief off deep customer research and competitor gaps, then grade every ad against the account it ran in, so next month’s briefs start from what won instead of from zero. Same deliverable as everyone else, completely different input.
Building a comparable team runs $140k+ a month in payroll before gear, software and onboarding, and you carry that overhead whether you need five ads that month or fifty. We scale with you, and when you need us you are in a Slack channel with the team directly, not waiting on a ticket.
First drafts land within 48 hours of a brief, and most clients see real creative performance data within two weeks of their first delivery.
From $7,500 + GST a month, flat, for the whole thing: 50+ proven ads and the research behind them. No per-video fees and no surprise line items. AI statics come free on top while that pipeline is in beta, same rule as everything untested here: we don’t bill for it until it crushes. Do the arithmetic before the call: at $40k a month in spend and a 3.0x return, the creative has to move you to 3.19x to pay for itself. Not double. A fraction of a point.
DTC and ecommerce brands with product-market fit that are ready to scale paid social, spending $40k+ a month on Meta or TikTok and feeling creative is the bottleneck. Under that, the free teardown is still yours, but the calendar is not. We also slot in alongside media-buying agencies as the creative arm and make their job easier.
Meta and TikTok first, with the same footage cut down for Reels, YouTube Shorts and wherever else you run paid. Every asset is delivered ready to launch in the right ratios.
You walk. Beyond the three-month minimum there is no long lock-in, and you own every asset we make, forever. Most clients see performance data within two weeks, so you will know early, and so will we. We would rather fix it than bill you for a relationship that isn’t working.
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